1. You drive a Honda, shop at Target, and drink Diet Coke all the livelong day, but no one gives you a damn dime for product placement.
2. The only Extreme home Makeover you're getting is courtesy of a 5-year-old with markers.
3. You never get voted off-even if you beg.
4. You're surrounded by "real" housewives-but like you, they haven't shaved their legs in days.
5. You know What Not to Wear, but Nothing Else Fits since you had kids.
2 comments:
That is so funny, thanks for sharing. I could totally relate.
This made my day - Just the laugh I needed! Have you watched Real Housewives? It's horrible. Which doesn't explain why I've seen like, every episode.
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